I haven’t updated this in a while because I’m too busy jerking off or acting like an irresponsible prick my first month back at college, so I’ll give myself a pass. I was on the PUP list, but now I am able to perform my dick off. And perform my dick off I shall. So… Read More I’m Back Bitches
Well, not physically at least. Unlike all of the celebs that have tragically died this year, and there are too many to count, I for one am not dead. Maybe I should be, why do Gene Wilder and Craig Sager have to die but I get to live? What do I contribute to society? Write a… Read More Update: I’m Not Dead
What a day to be alive. Truly. I’m done with all my shit, I’m going home the 12th, oh and Brian Cashman is a god damn genius. My boy sent Chapman to the Cubbies for Gleyber Torres, Arizona Fall League MVP and dubbed superstar in the making, and oh yeah we got Chapman back. Albeit for… Read More Yankees Sign Aroldis and I’m Still Hard
I don’t know if papa smurph is dead or not, because he hasn’t uploaded onto this thing in like forever. I kind of just assume if I haven’t heard from you in a while then you are dead, so don’t actually think that he’s dead. Though he might be. Anyway, don’t look now, but the… Read More What is Going on
Ok, so I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus for the last days or so. Not that anyone reads this piece of shit, this is more so for me, but still. Very little has happened that I even want to talk about. I died on Friday night, I’ll just not even get into that. But… Read More Hiatus
Ok..so I’m not the biggest fan of Thanksgiving. Please do not get my wrong. I love America, I love getting drunk and eating a lot, and I absolutely love the games that are on. That being said, Thanksgiving and I haven’t always gotten along. I’ve broken multiple bones on Thanksgiving, I’ve had the cops come… Read More Thanksgiving Thoughts
A Guy Is Suing Krispy Kreme Because Some of Its “Berry” Doughnuts Don’t Contain Actual Fruit So this man is suing Krispy Kreme for $5 million. Let that sink in. The donut place that EVERYONE loves, and this guy is suing them for false advertising because they didn’t use real fruit in their donuts. Wait… Read More This Guy Suing Krispy Kreme Probably Has No Friends
First off, I don’t hate the Saints color rush jerseys. Personally, I think a majority of the league’s color rush jerseys have been kind of ugly and just a way to sell more merch for the NFL. However, completely unbiased..I just can’t hate on the Saints jerseys for tomorrow. So that’s a positive. Also, the… Read More Saints Play Tomorrow Night and I Don’t Know If I’m Mentally Ready/Stable
Finally. I don’t know what else to write or how to pour my feelings out into this blog that would do the amount of joy I’m feeling justice. It has been 5 long, grueling, Larry David-less years that Curb has been off of HBO, but it was reported 2 days ago the Curb began filming… Read More Curb Your Enthusiasm Has Begun Filming so There Is a God
Bravo Phil, bravo. Along with our worst win percentage in franchise history, enforcing of the triangle offense, blind loyalty to your people, and strike outs on major free agents, you went out and accomplished another feat during your tenure with the Knicks. You pissed off the best player and most talked about NBA player in… Read More Phil Has Really Outdone Himself
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